Findings:
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- They think it's all over
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Ground rush
- My kisses, they do not fade
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- The goggles, they do nothing
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- A Discordian is Entitled to Believing what they write
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- B Battery
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Horses: do they love us back?
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- when they take my blood
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- dead insects are flipped over on their backs
- they carry but they do not understand
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- the moment when they take possession of you
- The mannequins await their liberation, watching over the shelves the distant hardware department.
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- Now you do what they told ya
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What guys do with their penis
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- What do stars do? They shine.
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- When you kill people they die
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Rape committed by women
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- Eye contact at a distance
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- People don't flail when they die
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Cats always land on their feet
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- A League of Their Own
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Things people put up their butts
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- In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Some kiss with their eyes closed
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- When your presents give me hives
- Dead links in writeups
- institutions have lives of their own
- And their feet move
- What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
- Know your pets
- The Monkeys and Their Mother
- The She-Goats and Their Beards
- Table of Organs and Their Relationships
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
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