Findings:
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Back when grunge was still cool
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
- I came, I saw and was undone
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I was ten years old
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- November 4, 1995
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- Five Came Back
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- When she was bad
- When I was young
- When I was five
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When I Was A Baby
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I don't want to go back to work
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- When you came
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- What happens when we die?
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- What happens when a Pope dies
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Something was about to happen.
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- If Jesus Came Back Today
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- When I Was a Boy
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I Was a Lad
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When touch was simple
- When I was your age
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- The Cat Came Back
- When I was Fair and Young
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When I was 9
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- When I Was Cruel
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- When I went back in time to kill you
- When the jungle took the city back
- I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
- That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
- I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
- Back to Work in the Time of Covid?
- the day the power went out and never came back on
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- When Chris Came Home
- It was better before they came
- When I came last to Ludlow
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- These are the days when birds come back
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Level 2
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- This is When it Happens
- All you ever did was let it happen
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- Back to work
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- There was a time when I was a better person
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
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