Findings:
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- When I was ten years old
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- The Seven Year Itch
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Books I have bought for next year
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When you know things are just meant to be
- the seven hills of Rome
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Seven Year Old Porridge
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- That Was The Year That Was
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Names I have acquired over the years
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- I have started a box
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Seven Years' War
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- It was a start
- Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- The Seven Years Campaign
- Seven Years in Tibet
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- Stereotypes have to start somewhere
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Stoned music memories
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When living we have need of Death
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- Seven Years
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- A broken tower: seven years of lonely luck
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- blondes have more fun
- Last year was always better
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- This essay was due a year ago
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- you would have been
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I have never felt more alive
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I have to go to the bathroom
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Something that may have changed my life...
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Art has an actual purpose
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- You stole what they would have given you
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- War is only fun on screen
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Laugh when you have been listening well
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