Findings:
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Running toward the edge
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How To Be Good
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- how to be a friend
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- How To Be Funny
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How to be a good customer
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to rejuvenate a dead battery
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a troll
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a badass
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a more productive writer
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How to be invisible
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be an asshole
- How to be telekinetic
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to Be Alone
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a lardass
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a street musician
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- I wouldn't be caught dead
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How to be a geek
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How the Internet Came to Be
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How Should A Person Be?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How it's Going to Be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to install Linux on a dead badger
- How to declare someone dead
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How dead to the dead
- How does one love the dead?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How Not to be Wrong
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Be
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- how do we take it all back?
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
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