Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I have one whole anus
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- don't spend it all in one place
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Stoned music memories
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I could have been one of a two
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- A reason to drink
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I don't have the time
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- you don't have to do this
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Have One On Me
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Words that only have one context
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- So you don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a television set
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You don't have any real problems
- No, I don't have channel 11
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- You don't have to remember my name
- Love the one you don't need
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Maybe the ultimate wound is the one that makes you miss the war you got it in.
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
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