I don't know 'bout
y'all, but every
dorm I've ever lived in had at least one
Mad Crapper episode a year, which suggests that a number of
college students should have never been
promoted out of
junior high.
Here's what a Mad Crapper does: he gets together with some equally
moronic friends and consumes a large quantity of
alcohol to build up his
courage (I
assume they use
alcohol. I've never heard of anyone wanting to pull
idiotic pranks after smokin' the
ganja). After they're significantly
plastered, they go out and leave piles of
shit in
hallways,
stairwells, and various
public places in the dorm.
Charming, eh?
Why do they do this? I really don't know. I doubt it's anything you go
bragging about, either to your
friends ("Dude! I just left
dookey on the
stairs!" "You did that?! I stepped in that, you
fucko!"
WHAM!) or your
significant other ("Hey, baby. I just took a
dump in the hallway, and I'm
ready for love."
WHAM!). Unsurprisingly, the
Powers That Be take a
dim view of the enterprise, too, and if they find out, they can make your life a
Living Hell ("Help! This
cop is beating me up!" "Yeah, 'cause this
creep was
shitting in the hall!" "
Carry on, officer!" -- or even worse: "Sorry,
perv. For this, we'll just have to
call your parents.").
This sort of
dorkoid behavior is usually carried out by
male students, though there was one
girl in the dorm I once lived in who
peed in front of her neighbor's
door in front of witnesses. If she thought they'd be
cool about it, she was
dead wrong. They were
horrified and
ratted her out immediately. Some things are just plain
beyond the pale, even for college students.