Findings:
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Glitter and Be Gay
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- What I want to be when I grow up
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Be gentle with me
- Let me be your fantasy
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Choosing to be gay
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- It will be good when I am leader
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Easier to be gay
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If your wish be to close me
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- OBAFGKM
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I am blind when I want to be
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- The Lines That Used To Be
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Glad to be gay
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Starving in the greenhouse
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Look siad me Be like me
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Hot pursuit
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- When shall I be free?
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
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