Findings:
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Of course, they were wrong
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- They knew what our pain would be.
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- Their missiles, our saviors
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Or were they chords of sun?
- Our Singing Strength
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- They bombed our chip shops!
- I was into them after they were hip
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- The completely wrong way of removing a tick
- Some Rational Discourse on the Idea of Eliminating Science and Mathematics Completely
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- They Were Eleven
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- why the Cold War was a stupid idea
- If an idea is written, it becomes a fact
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- A book that would feed our chats
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- And this is our life...I would not change it.
- the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- You stole what they would have given you
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Before they were famous
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Things never were what they used to be
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- They killed our Lord
- We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
- In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
- our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- and we're already on our way
- All Our Wrong Todays
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
- No, they are not stupid
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
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