Findings:
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- When each had their own personal anthem
- When things are known by a brand name
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- You own my heart
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- What happens when we die?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- come name their bone dance
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- of my own making, i walk a dark corridor, o my heart
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- They'll find their own lightning
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- the beating of your own heart
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- Words That Are Their Own Antonyms
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- may their names be sung forever
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- institutions have lives of their own
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Some virtues dig their own graves
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- A League of Their Own
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- everyone is the hero of their own story
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
- CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- When We Try Talking
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- once set, words make a world of their own
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Their hands prying at your heart
- And if I listen in, I feel my own heart beating
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Addressing others by their user names
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- When is a name just a name?
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- This is When it Happens
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- when we owned the world
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- pick your own delimiters
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Each one has their own story
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
- And I don't even know their names
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Honda Civic 'To Each Their Own' Campaign
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Taking on a Life of Their Own
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
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