Findings:
- You're too young to be so old
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- She was too beautiful to be human
- and things we're all too young to know
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- Too good to be true
- Young liberals become old conservatives
- Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
- Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
- again, I am too young
- She's Too Young
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Old and Young Women
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- The Old Man Made Young Again
- Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
- I'm too old for this shit
- Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- You're too good to be human
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- I want to be sexy too!
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- To be a young Australian
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- Be different, just like everyone else
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I will be your young sinner
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- There was an old lady
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- When I was ten years old
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Music was better in the old days
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- Old man who lived by the crick
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Who Will Be There
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- The man who refused to be King
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Who Could That Be At This Hour?
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
- Somebody else's old throwaways
- Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
- old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
- Food was purer in the good old days
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- play dumb
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Where's the kaboom?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- If God was willing to let it be
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
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