Findings:
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Have One On Me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I have one whole anus
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I could have been one of a two
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Words that only have one context
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Even better than the real thing
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Even
- not even wrong
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- not even thirty
- Even my faults he adores
- "42" is even to any base
- Even if we're not together
- In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
- I can't find my feeding tube
- Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Even from the East German judge!
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- even the fool
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Even In Dreams
- Even Years Ago
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- Even nerds need people skills
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Even In The Torrent's Rage
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Even permutations are not odd
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Even in the Quietest Moments
- Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
- even number
- Even a pigeon has a pussy
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
- That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
- Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
- odd or even
- Five is both even and odd
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Groups of even order
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I still don't even know you
- Even death is beautiful
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Even In Death
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Even trees die
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- Even Johansen
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- Even the Queen
- even steven (user)
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- you can't break even
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- Maybe the ultimate wound is the one that makes you miss the war you got it in.
- even atheists pray for some things
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- what is this i don't even
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- even my socks
- even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- And I don't even know their names
- Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Even the trees here are scrappy
- Even monochrome is not so simple
- Round half to even
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