Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to make a quick five dollars
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- Tell me a story about flowers
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- Stories about Mia (category)
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- A Story about Glittering Furniture
- The Story About Ping
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Tell me a story about cranes
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- a story about archery
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- broke (n hearted)
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- The Six Million Dollar Man
- The Million Dollar Hotel
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- A Story about a Phone Call
- Tell me a story about trains
- Make no bones about it
- Eight stories about silk
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- A Story About Mia and Space
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Million Dollar Question
- Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
- Sixty Million Dollar Man
- The $14 million dollar orgasm
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- How about NO
- About beetles, and your inky heart
- Tell me a story about elephants
- How To Think About God
- A story about watertowers
- A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
- You, standing
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- tell me a story about lesbians
- A story about a person I do not know
- Stories about Snakes
- stories about strangers
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- This is a story about
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about rains
- A story about Mia and church
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- how about not (user)
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- "true" story about Poincaré's baker
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- A Story About Magic
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Did you know you broke my heart today?
- she broke my heart
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- The Million Dollar Quartet
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- One Dollar: A Story
- Million Dollar Dream
- Answer: Coins to make a dollar
- Million Dollar Baby
- The Million Dollar Facility
- The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
- The Girl with the Million Dollar Face
- Gold Coins, Congress and Brothels: Story of the US Four Dollar Gold Piece
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- A Story about Berlin
- A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Interview With A Former Soccer Star
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How I feel about exams
- Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
- Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Three stories about pets
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- Tell me a story about clouds
- a story about the electrostatic force
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Two stories about a wedding band
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- She thought about giving him her heart
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Two stories about Mia
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The Story About Success
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- A story about Mia and stars
- I have more stories about trains for you
- A small story about Mia
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about mains
- Another story about Mia
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- A story about Mia and the sea
- A story about Mia
- Tell me a story about brains
- How about that local sports team?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- How to write about colors?
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- A Story about Mia's Shadow
- Story about a man
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
If you Log in you could create a "someday you’re going to make a million dollars off of a story about how I broke your heart" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.