This was told to me by the
sys admin (and
alpha geek) at the company where I
interned in
college:
Two
bulls are standing on a hill. Off in the distance, they see a group of
cows.
The
young bull excitedly
nudges the
old bull and says, "Hey! Hey! I know! Let's
run over there and
fuck one of those cows!"
The old bull looks at the young bull, then turns and takes a long
look at the cows. He turns back to the young bull and says, "Son, let's
walk over there and
fuck 'em all."
Crap, I almost forgot, there was a
moral to this: Don't get too
excited about doing something, or you might do a
half-assed job.