Wilson!
Am so fed up with the willful stupidity around here. Just got an irate
call from Brenda, complaining that all the other auditors got a gift
cheque and she did not. I confirmed that I sent her one, and told her I
had gotten her home address from her dept. admin Erica. Brenda replied,
"Well, yes, I confirmed that address with Erica, but I can't get any
mail there." Me: "Well, then, I don't understand why you would confirm
it." Brenda: "Well, she never said what she wanted it for." FUCKING
DUMBASS! What else does your workplace want your address for but TO SEND YOU
SHIT IN THE MAIL?????? Now she is trying to get ME to track this shit,
and I am telling her emphatically that it is her responsibility to have
provided a reliable address, and to call her local post office and get
on their ass, and that I did all I could be expected to do to get the
goddamn gift cheque to her.
I want a goddamn gift cheque myself.
God damn bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She will be punished.
Hope you are well,
Gruner
Yo Gruner-
Dear God, your email regarding postal situation with
idiot employee was funny. Forwarded to Mark. We have
talked about it a lot. We are worried about you.
Sorry to hear about the stress. Let me know if I can help. If
only God had provided us with the material wealth to
be able to actually shop, life would be good.
Love
Wilson
Wilson
Dude, don’t worry about me. Worry about people like Mira, whom I've been helping
with some details on a meeting. Today she urgently
IM'ed me saying "The physicians are asking if there
will be coffee at the meeting!" as if it
were TODAY, not three weeks away. When I responded
that A) I hadn't yet ordered the food because the
meeting was still three weeks away, B) she had not yet
answered my questions about what kind of food she
wanted and C) she had never answered my question about
the headcount, she was all like, "Oh."
Then it turned out that in fact, only one doctor had
requested coffee be served.
As a totally irrelevant side note, I happen to know
that she earns $96,000 a year before bonuses.
WHY? WHY?
Have you ever seen The Wire? HIGHLY
RECOMMENDED!!!!!!!!
Keep the peace Wilson.
love,
Gruner